What is the Riddle of Blogs?
My name is Conan. I was born in Cimmeria, but now I live in Aquilonia. If most men can have a blog, I will have one as well, and it will be as steel to their copper.
I walked into a random office at a university, hewed the puny worker in half, then plugged my laptop into his ethernet port. After a short time, I was disappointed to see that Crom has still not replied to my evite. What good is he?
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6 comments:
Conan,
I work at a university and have a very annoying co-worker. You have inspired me to take up the steel and commence cleaving when he gets back from lunch. I wish I had this inspiration long ago.
You seem to have figured out what is best in life, have you considered setting up an advice column?
I am Sumatai. Thief and archer. My sky god answers my evites every time. Your god is weak.
Dear Conan,
I work in a dungeon. I don't like it. Please come rescue me while I listen to your soundtrack.
Thanks!
Subotai, you should really learn to spell your own name. It's disgraceful.
An advice column is a good idea, anonymous, but why are you afraid to say who you are. Face the world, coward.
If anyone would like my advice, just leave a comment or send me an email.
Conan,
my blood is not from a righteous Cimmerian ancestry. how do i become a fantastic warrior as you?
steroids? pectal implants? magical blessing of a half-serpent half-goat deity?
what is your secret of ravaging success?
Dear Conan,
I am planning on a future involving total control of my land. Unfortunately, I do not have a plan for my violent uprising. It appears as though not many villagers and armies fear a lone warrior screaming while holding a big tree branch. Do you have any advice for planning world domination on a budget?
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