I'm wearing a fine new bear-pelt loincloth. I think I'll 'hang' around a few taverns and see how many wenches pass out.
Saturday, July 21, 2007
Friday, July 20, 2007
Conan: The Adventurer
Today I was looking at You Tube and found this. I've never heard of it, but clearly it is an incredible cartoon. The only problem is there aren't any busty women throwing themselves at me. I don't like to be misrepresented. Being Conan isn't G rated.
Later today I'll get started on the first edition of my advice posts if I have a chance. My iCal says I'm scheduled to storm the temple of an evil religion, kill the cult leader and maybe 45% - 50% of his followers, and steal a jewel-encrusted chalice that they use in their rituals. (I need a new toothpick holder.) We'll see if I have time after that.
Thursday, July 19, 2007
What is the Riddle of Blogs?
My name is Conan. I was born in Cimmeria, but now I live in Aquilonia. If most men can have a blog, I will have one as well, and it will be as steel to their copper.
I walked into a random office at a university, hewed the puny worker in half, then plugged my laptop into his ethernet port. After a short time, I was disappointed to see that Crom has still not replied to my evite. What good is he?
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